Kids will find any way to cuss. It’s funny. One classic Norcal example is hella. But “hell” is kind of a bad word. So what do kids say instead of “hella?” They say hecka.
Kids aren’t allowed to say shit. So instead they say shizz. Kids can’t say shut the fuck up. So they say shut the eff up. They can’t see she’s a stupid bitch. So they say she’s a stupid bee.
One recent one that I find funny is retarded— which used to be very acceptable, but now isn’t at all. So I started hearing kids say r tard— pronouced aretard. Dude, you’re such an aretard.
So called racist jokes are always popular. But the funny thing is kids don’t really have any idea what racism actually is. Yesterday I asked a kid if his mom spoke Spanish. Someone else heard me and said, “That’s so racist!” Actually no, I was asking a legitimate question.
Kids like to call each other gay. But to try and qualify it they sometimes say “no homo!’ right after they say it, just to show they don’t actually hate gays. Or to show that they themselves aren’t gay. When they make a racial stereotype or generalization, but don’t intend to sound racist they say “no racial!”
