I figured out my funeral. In the past I was contemplating 2Pac Picture Me Rollin or I Aint Madatcha. And then maybe have some fireworks or something. But I finally I have the real thing figured out.
First of all I don’t want a normal burial or a cremation. I want a Green Burial. Basically put my body in a sack, bury it, plant a tree on top of it. I want to be broken down naturally. I don’t know if that’s exactly legal, but I’ll let you bastards figure that part out. I’m dead; respect my wishes.
The event should be outside, like in a forest maybe. And it should be good weather. I want sunlight and open space, so it should be a meadow outside a forest or a clearing in a wood. Deciduous please, not coniferous.
/I never finished this. But to make a long story short, I want an elaborate dance routine performed to Aracde Fire’s Wake-Up.
